Jan 07 2010
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Interviewer: “But even the world’s finest scientists say we’re on the cusp of meltdown, what with global warming and …”
The Devil: “Global warming? Please. Total hoax. Evolution? Hoax. Electric cars? Hoax. All of existence? Hoax. The Bible? Actually not a hoax — the true, literal, perfect English transcript of floaty magic-winged creatures living on sparkly clouds and judging what you eat and how you have sex, because everyone knows the Almighty loves war, college football, and large caliber handguns, hates gays, Muslims and the French, and wears a U.S. flag lapel pin that was actually made in China. Ha!”
— from “A brief interview with the devil” by Mark Morford of the SFGate, one of my new favorite columnists.
